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T he ever restless and enterprising Michael Winterbottom has taken on the supposedly unadaptable The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman - "a postmodern novel before there was any modernism to be post about", as the star Steve Coogan explains - is one of his best films, and certainly his funniest. Springy with the same self-reflexive gymnastics of Winterbottom and Coogan's previous collaboration, Hour Party People, A Cock and Bull Story turns Laurence Sterne's 18th-century novel about writing a novel into, naturally, a movie about making a movie. The principals portray both the book's characters and themselves; Coogan does triple duty as himself, Tristram's father, and Tristram, who himself flits in and out of the book's events "That is a child actor pretending to be me," he explains at one point. Martin Hardy's spry script plays it remarkably close to the bone - the movie Coogan, for example, has a few public-relations problems regarding his sexual activities, and otherwise juggles costume dilemmas, script meetings, time with his neglected girlfriend Kelly Macdonald and their newborn son, a half-hearted dalliance with a cinephilic production assistant Naomie Harris , and a hot chestnut down his pants. The movie also mines comedy from the scramble and strain of low-budget film-making as cast and crew despair over rushes of an underpopulated battle scene or the producers place a desperate call to Gillian Anderson to save the day. Best of all is Coogan's rapport with Rob Brydon as himself and Toby Shandy : whether the actors are trading Al Pacino impressions or debating the colour of Brydon's teeth "Tuscan sunset?

Not true: I've seen him in action away from the public gaze and his self-regard was even more jaw-dropping than it was on a football pitch. He says he can't bring himself to repeat the comment Jose Mourinho made about himself and Sir Alex Ferguson during a recent match because it was so disgusting. I know what was said and it was a bit of playground banter of the kind so commonplace at football matches no one else would think it worth mentioning. Well, if he wasn't planning to quit anyway, why did he carry a camera round all season, filming himself?

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