Let Me Get Sloppy On Your Cock

Nearly eight years ago, I first saw Autie Angel debut her now-infamous grapefruit blowjob technique on YouTube, and I was gobsmacked. What was so jarring was when Autie Angel demoed the technique by sucking on a dildo. The unexpected loud and aggressive sounds she makes come out of nowhere. They were forever seared into my mind.

Got my mind on some group sex Where you going baby I ain't even through yet Do it like a true vet, love it how I threw it to ya In and out make it good to ya Remember me? Y'all feel me Damn Rock ya, body Do it. Do it. Rock ya, body Do it. Yeah, uh, c'mon, uh. Rock ya, body body x6 Yeah, I'm a hit it too Rock ya, body body x3 Rock [Verse 3 - Tupac] See, it all started simple Turning me licking your nipples Fucking you doggy style to this instrumental Hands up All up inside your head I could stand you Eyes open I don't plan to bust, just hold on Let me zone in What do you mean, can you scream, let it go, biatch How does it feel? Gotta nigga like steel in ya To keep going on, fucking like I'm killing ya Lets go another round Baby is you down really Two shots of esctasy Lick a nigga down silly Your body next to me I can touch you inside, and you'll cry So good when a nigga leave, you'll die My mama told baby be a man put it on a hit On bitches like switches coming around the corner I wanna let me get my ride on It's your dick baby but it's my song If you really want it [Chorus] Rock ya, body body Rock ya, body Rock ya, body body If you really want it If you really want it [Tupac talking] Gotta send this out to all the freaky bitches Definitely all the Scorpio's and the Gemini's, and the Virgo's You know I know the truth about you Scorpio's and you Virgo's No doubt gotta give it to the Capricorns They some freaks too on the down down The Libra's, they like it even but they still like fucking.

I can admit that I was once a part of that camp, fearing that every time I bottomed, I was causing permanent damage to my precious b-hole. Almost instantly, I was taken aback by the volume of folks who wrote me desperate that their holes were—or would soon become—loose as a result of receptive anal intercourse. As a radical empath who despises sexual shame in any shape or form, I want to wax poetic on the power and resilience of our buttholes. People generally measure sphincter-muscle strength in two ways. This means we can afford to lose a little elasticity in the area.

A recent Reddit thread titled " [Sexual Technique] Messy blowjobs " sparked some interest in the Cosmopolitan. What does "messy" even refer to in that context? Aren't all blow jobs messy? Is there one that's Martha Stewart-level clean?