Unless you're an on-duty lifeguard at a bondage resort, I can't quite figure out what use you could possibly find for Femme Noir "Swimgerie," a line of bathing suits that are meant to look like they belong in the bedroom They call themselves "a glamorous and couture line of lingerie-inspired swimwear," and um, that's about the extent of their selling points as the folks at Urban Daddy put it, "To the untrained eye, they might merely resemble unusually lacy swimsuits. But we're here to report that It's pretty telling that my failsafe formula for looking ridiculous at the beach-- a bikini with high heels --is featured all over Swimgerie's video catalog. And perhaps even more telling that the line's face and booty! What the heck do you dolls make of Femme Noir Swimgerie?
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Former Playmate Ashley Mattingly was arrested for suspicion of DUI after allegedly plowing her golf cart into 4 parked cars, but she's not willing to accept blame. According to a witness, Mattingly wrecked last weekend while tooling around her Laguna Beach neighborhood. Cops tell us the witness snapped pics, which they used to trace the vehicle back to Ashley. When they got to her house, we're told she appeared to be under the influence, and arrested her.